Last week I mentioned my liking for a bit of hip hop and rap music with a shout out to the Deadpool Rap. Well I thought why not make this movie night about just that; Deadpool, what a film.
Now I real didn’t know anything about the back story from the comics. I have seen the character in X-Men Origins: Wolverine and again never really knew who he was.
So when all the Fans started showing their samurai swords and Mr Reynolds started pushing for the movie to be done I became curious. Did a bit of interweb searching and Googling and became very interested in the prospect of a movie.
I have to say as a movie lover, I thought it was brilliant and I got the impression that the Fans were very pleased as well. After all, the sequels about to rock up and introduce the future soldier Cable. I can’t wait.
In the meantime here’s the double whammy; the Deadpool Rap. Funny in its own right but listen to it while reading the words, I’m sure it will make you chuckle. Oh yeah, expect some bad language you sexy motherf****rs!.
They call me Deadpool, I’m hella fast
Came to merc the bad guys and get some ass
Got blades for days, got guns galore
Got combo moves, evades and more
With bear traps and hand grenades
Pull the pistol like a maniac, right in your face
Poppin’ off caps, leave a trail of guts
Sittin’ on ma chair, scratching ma nuts
Don’t stop when I shoot, Full auto is on
Your ass is grass and I’m mowin’ the lawn
Hot lead to the head and I won’t stop
What ‘cha crew gonna do, when I hack and chop?
All these bitches are pre-madonnas
I stuff my face with Chimichangas
Tacos and beers, always keepin’ it loose
Hang on for a minute while I’m droppin’ a deuce
Deadpool; Deadpool; Deadpool
Merc with a mouth, I can’t die
One foot in the grave, but I’m still alive
Try to kill me, I’ll just revive
Then I’ll put another bullet right between your eyes
I’m dangerous, feelin’ reckless, squeeze your neck like I was a necklace
Jump, flip and leave ’em headless
I like my guns all big like Texas
Hey goons, thugs and bosses
Guess what, I brought Colossus!
Times up, better count your losses
Kickin’ that ass as my girlfriend watches
Run away, you know that I’ll chase
Every bad guy, but ’em right in their place
Revenge, I’m gonna give you a taste
I’m sexy as hell, but I cover ma face
About to take you all to school, with guns and knives
Tellin’ jokes and breaking the rules I came for the tacos
Playin’ with the ladies and the family jewels to bust a nut
‘Bout to throw down with all these fools
So come an’ get some
Bring the noise, I’ll bring the pain, ha!
Kickin’ ass and taking names
Payback time, I’m not playin’ games
These superpowers are feelin’ strange
I move like a freaking ninja
Hand to hand, you know I’ll end ya
Got two swords, now I’ll avenge ya
I don’t care if I offend ya
Listen up, I got somethin’ to say
That’s right, I run ma mouth all day
Step up, take a blood bath
Now you’re tryna run and it’s makin’ me laugh
Ha, ha, ha!
Where you gonna go to?
Try to hide, but you know that I’ll find you
Tippy toe, sneakin’ up behind you
I’m Deadpool, do I have to remind you?
Regenerate, because it’s cool
When I fall off a ledge
The crazy ass guards all lookin’ to duel
So click, click, boom!
I don’t believe in the golden rule I came to get laid
Note to the ladies, I’m not a tool
I’m a sexy motherfucker