Write a book they said, do your own cover they said, fill your shoes with drawing pins and go for a long jog they said.
F – U – C – K!!!!
I’ve never known so much contradiction ever on the good ole tinternet. It kind of reminds me of when the Ghostbusters go see the Mayor:
Okay so maybe I’m exaggerating a teensy weensy bit but I confess to struggling with getting this book prepared and writing this blog for you wonderful people at the same time. It’s like I’ve said before, I’m a Bloke and I’m shit at multi-tasking.
So I’m going to ask for you patience and kindness in allowing me to complete this bloody book of mine for it to be published on the 1st March.
AND IT WILL BE PUBLISHED!!!
Once done I can get back to what I’m better at and lay down some funky tracks (I eh; mean poetry).
I’ll say one thing though, it ain’t arf a steep learning curve. I think I’ll have enough material for a whole series of posts after this. Maybe I’ll entitlement them:
“How Not to Self Publish a Book the Mush Way”
By the way, like the video. It’s from those great entertainers over on YouTube. See I am trying to make this blog a little more interesting for 2020.
Okay, you wonderful people, I’m outta here for a short while. I only hope that it will all be worth it. See you all on the flip side.
CHEERS.
Good luck!
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Thanks Lorraine ππ»π
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Xx
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Itβs a labor of love, isnβt it?
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Thereβs the positive spin, thank you Tara, your absolutely right ππ»β€οΈ
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I don’t have much faith, but what I do have I place in you π€
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Good luck, John. You’ll get it done.
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Best wishes, and lots of patience.
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Wow, praise indeed, thank you you little charmer ππ»ππ
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Absolutely, thank you River ππ»
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Thanks Paul ππ»π
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You deserve it π€
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Youβre welcome. Let me know if you have any questions regarding formatting or publishing to Amazon.
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Nice one ππ»π
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Good luck! You can do it!
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It gets easier the more you do it, John! π But if you have any questions, email me. Not that I’m a pro or anything, but having self-published twice, I might be able to help. π
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Thank you for you kind offer Susi but itβs became a personal vendetta now and I will conquer πππ
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Thanks Eugenia β€οΈ
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LOL Go, John! π€£
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Congratulations! It’s almost March 1. Can’t wait to see it ππ
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Thank you Christine, thatβs very much appreciated ππ»π
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I’m trying to put one together myself. I get almost there and life happens and sets me back 6 months π
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Yep, this has taken all of a year and yet the publication bit feels a whole lot longer ππ
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Yes, just when you think you’re good to go you spot something amiss π
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So true π€―π
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